What The Fuck?: Man tries to take Pony on Train, Fails miserably

Yeah well, this one time, I tried to take something really big and fleshy on the train, and they would allow me to travel either. What, it was my ham sandwich?! I’m joking, you guys know what it is….right?……RIGHT?…….STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Here shows CCTV footage released by Arriva Trains Wales shows an man trying to take his pony onto a train. At 7:02 he was seen trying to enter the train  in Wrexham with his pony, and got rejected immediately. WHAT?! I KNOW! I dont see why they rejected him! Its not as if he was gonna start riding it up and down (thats what she said)  the isle, shitting all over peoples faces. However that would be disgusting hilarious! All he needs is some battle armour, then he would look bad-ass. What confuses me is, how the fuck did he get there in the first place? I’m imagining he used the pony to jump over the barrier things whilst shouting, "FOR FREEEEEEDOM!!!!!" in a bad Scottish accent with blue paint all over his face……….too much? (Yup.) 

Lesson Learnt: You cant take Ponies on trains (ewwwwwww not like that, okay, maybe like that, but still.) 

OOOH, AAAHHH: Mesmerizing swinging balls of Happiness

How gay is the caption on a scale of one to ten you ask? but i didnt ask a questi… ITS ELEVEN GOD DAMN IT. 

Well, once upon a time, I was trolling through the interwebz  my mental porn bank (don’t tell me you don’t have one!) and somehow stumbled across this video. I mean at first I was all like, "Whut?", but then i was like "Ahhh", and finished on , "Oooh!”. Its a video of a desktop ball thingy, which was progressively longer pieces of string attaching them to the pole. (and you guys thought this would be an innuendo about my balls, well it is, all 18 of them) Just click on the link below to watch the video, but beware, you might get hypnotised and start  licking your wall…. or something worse………. (I take no responsibility on the things you may or may not lick…) 

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVkdfJ9PkRQ&feature=player_embedded