Is this even legal?: Spanish naked gym exercising session’s

NI**ER SAY WHAT?! You gotta be shitting me right? But on the plus side, atleast there is a relevant photo…….(however it is of two droopy saggy old people)… INSTANT BONER.

That’s right kids! all for a measly, retina burning price £0, you can witness the most  beautiful disgusting thing in your entire life! I still cant understand why they would do this?  THINK OF THE CHILDREN (not at the gym though, as that would just be fucking sick……..giggidy) ANYWAY, a gym in Spain is now offering naked gym sessions open to anyone willing enough to get crunk. I mean who doesnt want to be doing sit ups, and see a 50 year old man’s wang flopping all over the place whilst he’s on the treadmill? (I know I would). If i was there, I would go MILF GILF hunting, and use the rowing machine as an elaborate sex contraption named The Pussy Pounder (all rights reserved, bitches) 

Lesson Learnt: The people in Spain are horny mother-fuckers!! 

JUST LOL: Douchebags break into SAS van, Smelly outcome.

I hate the youth of today (but you are the youth of today) SHUT UP MOM!

Some teenagers in Manchester decided to go out for a nice family dinner  Van-breaking-into-just-for-the-crack (couldn’t they just of masturbated or something? Its what I do anyway…) Meanwhile, The SAS were doing a secret training mission, and were in an unmarked black van. Can you see where this is going? (Not really.) The surround surveillance team said that if the teenagers do break in, to give them a little treat (Gotta love the army, except for the daily butt sex. Im joking, its oral.). Anyway, the teenagers did decide to break into the van, probably THE stupidest thing they could have done. The SAS guys, fully kitted out with guns, gas masks, lube, etc, performed a routine "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND!!!!!" check. (id give them an 7/10). The look on the kids faces must have been a sight of pure beauty. Kinda like your Mom Nan. It would have been like walking in on your parents having dirty butt sex, but with your gun to your face. (giggidy giggidy goo) As well as this, they probably shat a brick House. I guess its pretty safe to say that they wont be breaking into vans for a long time, or walking for that matter, as their ringsting must be fierce! *sings Ring of Fire - Jonny Cash* 

Lesson Learnt: Dont fuck with the army, or they will fuck you. (why else is their acronym an anagram for ASS)